- If my hair could talk this is what it would say to my straightener, "Alright. You win today but tomorrow I'm going to come back bigger and curlier than ever!"
- I sometimes like to wear my husband's slippers because it makes me feel petite.
- When the gym instructor says "inhale" I almost always exhale. It's like I'm dyslexic in my breathing.
- If I could teach a class to young female athletes it would be entitled, "How to be aggressive in every sport." I'm still working on marketing this.
- I think if every husband helped cook dinner his sex life would suddenly become much more active. Forget the old adage that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach it should go; if you want hot sex make a hot meal once in awhile. I like it. Who works in marketing?
- Hmmm ... what to write for number six after talking about sex?
- Sometimes I just feel off and then realize it's because I haven't read a book recently. Reading nourishes my soul and quiets it too.
- I'm hoping my mom can soon say goodbye to me after talking on the phone without crying. It's hard to hear her broken.
- I think every woman needs a sister and if you don't have one, go find one!
- Mexico. One month. Consider yourself forewarned stomach!
