New Year, Same Randomness

1. If my hair could talk this is what it would say to my straightener, "Alright. You win today but tomorrow I'm going to come back bigger and curlier than ever!"
2. I sometimes like to wear my husband's slippers because it makes me feel petite.
3. When the gym instructor says "inhale" I almost always exhale. It's like I'm dyslexic in my breathing.
4. If I could teach a class to young female athletes it would be entitled, "How to be aggressive in every sport." I'm still working on marketing this.
5. I think if every husband helped cook dinner his sex life would suddenly become much more active. Forget the old adage that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach it should go; if you want hot sex make a hot meal once in awhile. I like it. Who works in marketing?
6. Hmmm ... what to write for number six after talking about sex?
7. Sometimes I just feel off and then realize it's because I haven't read a book recently. Reading nourishes my soul and quiets it too.
8. I'm hoping my mom can soon say goodbye to me after talking on the phone without crying. It's hard to hear her broken.
9. I think every woman needs a sister and if you don't have one, go find one!
10. Mexico. One month. Consider yourself forewarned stomach!