Tuesday, January 10, 2012

New Year, Same Randomness

  1. If my hair could talk this is what it would say to my straightener, "Alright. You win today but tomorrow I'm going to come back bigger and curlier than ever!"
  2. I sometimes like to wear my husband's slippers because it makes me feel petite.
  3. When the gym instructor says "inhale" I almost always exhale. It's like I'm dyslexic in my breathing.
  4. If I could teach a class to young female athletes it would be entitled, "How to be aggressive in every sport." I'm still working on marketing this.
  5. I think if every husband helped cook dinner his sex life would suddenly become much more active. Forget the old adage that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach it should go; if you want hot sex make a hot meal once in awhile. I like it. Who works in marketing?
  6. Hmmm ... what to write for number six after talking about sex?
  7. Sometimes I just feel off and then realize it's because I haven't read a book recently. Reading nourishes my soul and quiets it too.
  8. I'm hoping my mom can soon say goodbye to me after talking on the phone without crying. It's hard to hear her broken.
  9. I think every woman needs a sister and if you don't have one, go find one!
  10. Mexico. One month. Consider yourself forewarned stomach!


    MiniMe Mom said...

    Call me crazy, but I dig big hair. Jack it to Jesus, friend. The closer we are to our savior the better.

    the deKorne family said...

    word on the hair. yours looked so perfectly coifed on sunday. i need to quit sitting behind you because all i could do was perseverate on how you get those ripples out when i can't. agree on the cooking. although at my stage in life the gift of a nap would be equally sexy. praying for your mom-and couldn't agree more about sisters.