My how time flies
1. When a kid needs to poop, he/she won't eat.
2. Men stink at "spot staining".
3. A library book is an elusive thing to find in the morning ... as the bus is coming.
4. Good neighbors don't need good fences.
5. When your dad cries, so will you. (Except much longer and harder and will leave you with a nose that resembles Rudolph's.)
6. Going without a little makeup is no longer an option.7. Same can be said about going without a bra. Not an option.