- You can't - CAN'T take it out on dates.
- You can never drive while your husband drives shotgun. It is the ultimate un-manning of a male.
- You can only drive one until your kids are in upper elementary and then, you HAVE to give it up for something cooler. And you can't drive one if you're over 60.
- Spare your husband from ever driving it when he's alone with the kids. Remember: mini-van = mini-man.
"Remember, no one ogles a chick in a mini-van." I don't know if this comment was made by a man or woman. While I agree with almost all of your rules, I must disagree with your last comment because I look HOT in my van baby! :)