Thursday, March 06, 2008

DUDE


This post is dedicated to my lovable almost four year old son.


How I truly know that I'm not 4 but 34. Wait, darn it. I'm 35!
  1. I no longer jump in puddles in my good shoes. Dude, get out of the puddles when you're wearing Merrells.

  2. I no longer stuff my face with so much food that I literally can't swallow. Dude, puking chicken pot pie is so not cool.
  3. I no longer announce in public when I've just farted. While talking with a teacher at school yesterday, Zach kept interrupting me to tell me that he just "fawted". Nice. Dude, milk this one for as long as you can ...

4 comments:

Amanda said...

Ha ha...clever, very clever. (Sorry, I was with British people tonight.)

chelle said...

you are never too old to fart in public.

Patti said...

Zach is SUCH a cutie. And he's full of personality!

Amy said...

I think my word for Kali is...seriously!! Seriously Kal...do ya have to take all 7 blankey's with ya to go to the grocery store!! Oh those little kiddos...got love um!!